So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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