no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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