I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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