I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
This baby is an asshole
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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