so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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