We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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