party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
They have beer where we have blood.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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