well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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