Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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