Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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