SEEEEXXX PLEASE
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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