i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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