Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Randomize
