all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
i think im in europe. pls send help
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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