I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
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