How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Randomize
