it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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