I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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