thus making me awesome and them whores
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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