i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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