3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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