She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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