fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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