I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
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