I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
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