Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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