Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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