It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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