we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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