I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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