Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
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