I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
Randomize
