He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
We need a shit load of segways right now
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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