K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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