So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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