Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
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