Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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