we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
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