ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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