She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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