im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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