Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
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It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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