I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
Randomize
