ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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