just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
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