Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I made him laugh his dick is mine
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
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