she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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