Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
The adults are the big ones right?
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