Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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