escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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