I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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